dldz
05-05-2002, 01:29 PM
1. What's the Cuban national anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation.
A different bar.
3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a
retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong."
4. What would you call it when an Italian has one
arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post
Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
6. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they're not going to work in
the future either.
7. What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep
under each arm?
A pimp.
8. Why do Drivers' Education classes in Redneck
schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays,
and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the
Sex Education class uses it.
9. What's the difference between a southern zoo and
a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the
animal on the front of the cage, along
with a recipe.
10. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady
to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old
lady to yell *BINGO*!
11. What's the difference between a northern
fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon
a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all
ain't gonna believe this shit..."
12. My, my, how times have changed. Years ago...
when 100 white men chased one black man, we
called it the Ku Klux Klan;
Today they call it the PGA TOUR.
13 Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good
rides.
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation.
A different bar.
3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a
retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong."
4. What would you call it when an Italian has one
arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post
Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
6. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they're not going to work in
the future either.
7. What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep
under each arm?
A pimp.
8. Why do Drivers' Education classes in Redneck
schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays,
and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the
Sex Education class uses it.
9. What's the difference between a southern zoo and
a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the
animal on the front of the cage, along
with a recipe.
10. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady
to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old
lady to yell *BINGO*!
11. What's the difference between a northern
fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon
a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all
ain't gonna believe this shit..."
12. My, my, how times have changed. Years ago...
when 100 white men chased one black man, we
called it the Ku Klux Klan;
Today they call it the PGA TOUR.
13 Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good
rides.