bob
04-27-2002, 12:46 AM
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
A: "God says, "So you would love her. "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says, "So she would love you!".
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop and ask for directions.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds eventually will mature.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know, it has never happened.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: widow.
Q: When do you care for a man's company?
A: When he owns it.
Q: Why are married women usually heavier than single women
A: Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the refrigerator.
Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught fire.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Tape the remote control between his toes.
Q: What did God say after creating man?
A: "I must be able to do better than THAT!".
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: They're all married.
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
A: So men can remember them.
Q: Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
A: "God says, "So you would love her. "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says, "So she would love you!".
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop and ask for directions.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds eventually will mature.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know, it has never happened.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: widow.
Q: When do you care for a man's company?
A: When he owns it.
Q: Why are married women usually heavier than single women
A: Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the refrigerator.
Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught fire.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Tape the remote control between his toes.
Q: What did God say after creating man?
A: "I must be able to do better than THAT!".
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: They're all married.
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.