StuartW
07-25-2000, 02:50 PM
Computer Joke.
In French, nouns are either feminine,or masculine.One French teacher when asked what sex a computer was, divided the class up into men and women. Here is what they came up with.
The men decided that a computer was female because;
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find youself spending half your wages on accessories for it.
4.Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval.
The women,however, decided a computer was male because;
1. In order to get their attention,you have to turn them on
2. They have a lot of data but are still cluless
3.They are supposed to help solve your problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4.As soon as you commit to one,you realize that if you had waited a bit longer,you could have had a better model.
In French, nouns are either feminine,or masculine.One French teacher when asked what sex a computer was, divided the class up into men and women. Here is what they came up with.
The men decided that a computer was female because;
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find youself spending half your wages on accessories for it.
4.Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval.
The women,however, decided a computer was male because;
1. In order to get their attention,you have to turn them on
2. They have a lot of data but are still cluless
3.They are supposed to help solve your problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4.As soon as you commit to one,you realize that if you had waited a bit longer,you could have had a better model.