Lucifer
04-13-2005, 04:33 AM
America, the leader of the Free World is about to go bankrupt and it is all the fault of one man... kathaksung!
Yes, the government spends more money on this one man than the entire cost of the Iraq war.
They have bought up every property in San Jose to spy on him. Almost half the agents of the FBI, CIA, NSA, YMCA and ASPCA are tied up on the "kathaksung frame case" Not to mention the help from Mossad, the KGB, MI6, and the Boy Scouts.
Thousands of scientists are working on new ways to poison him or zap his brain with deadly rays.
This will bankrupt us because he is too smart for us. To save civilisation I suggest we take up a collection. "Hey kathaksung, here's $10,000,000. Go live in Patagonia"
(Either that or pay some crackhead a hundred bucks to sort him out)
What do you think?
Yes, the government spends more money on this one man than the entire cost of the Iraq war.
They have bought up every property in San Jose to spy on him. Almost half the agents of the FBI, CIA, NSA, YMCA and ASPCA are tied up on the "kathaksung frame case" Not to mention the help from Mossad, the KGB, MI6, and the Boy Scouts.
Thousands of scientists are working on new ways to poison him or zap his brain with deadly rays.
This will bankrupt us because he is too smart for us. To save civilisation I suggest we take up a collection. "Hey kathaksung, here's $10,000,000. Go live in Patagonia"
(Either that or pay some crackhead a hundred bucks to sort him out)
What do you think?