Am I a Bad American?

[Carlgif]

Am I a bad American?

I like big cars, big houses and lotteries and big boobs.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
family, not some mid- level governmental functionary
with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to
crack addicts squirting out babies.

I don't care about appearing compassionate.

I know playing with toy guns doesn't make you a
killer.

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I know being a minority doesn't automatically make
you noble or victimized.

I have the right to not be tolerant of others
because they are different, weird or piss me off.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you
do it in English.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a
shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I know what the definition of lying is.

I think I know what "is" is.

I believe no one ever died because of something
Ozzy Osborne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang,
but that doesn't mean I have to listen to that crap
from someone else's car when I'm stopped at
a red light.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any
more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster
or Jack In The Box.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or
her God and they can do it in their schools.

My heroes are John Wayne, Ronald Reagan and whoever
canceled Beavis and Butt-Head.

I don't hate the rich.

I think global warming is typical liberal scare
tactics and junk science.

I've never owned or was a slave, I didn't wander
forty years in the Desert after getting chased out
of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been
persecuted by the Turks and neither have you,
so shut-the-hell-up already.

Rocky and Bullwinkle still makes me laugh.

I think you can respect and admire women while
mentally undressing them.

I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is
more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the
Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your
sorry ass if you're running from a looting.

So I ask you, am I a BAD American?
Carl

[bob]

Stay away from big cities and you will do fine. As long as you say "I beleive" and not "everybody should" you can think whatever makes sence in your mind.