CIA Interview

[StuartW]

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks,interviews and testing, there were three finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test,the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door handed him a gun and said
"We must follow instructions no matter what the circumstances.Inside of this room,you will find your wife sitting in a chair.Kill her!"
The man said,"You can't be serious.I could never shoot my wife"
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for the job"
The second man was given the same instructions.He took the gun and went into the room.All was quiet for about five minutes;then the man came out with tears in his eyes."I tried,but I can't kill my wife"
The agent said,"You don't have what it takes.Take your wife and go home"
Finally it was the turn of the woman.She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.Shots were heard,one after the other.They heard screaming and crashing and banging on the walls.
After a few minutes,all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.She wiped sweat from her brow,and said,"This gun is loaded with blanks.I had to beat him to death with the chair"

[Prader Willi]

Speaking of women:

A bank was hiring a teller- so they interviewed three women
Each woman was asked, "If your drawer had an extra $100 at the end of the day, what would you do?
1. First woman said, "Put the money in my purse and keep it".
2. Second lady said , "Tell my supervisor and split it with him.
3. Third Lady said. "Recheck my transactions to see where the error was".

So who did the bank hire?

The one with the biggest tits.

:)

[StuartW]

Since we seem to be talking of women
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

What is worse than a male Chauvinist pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with,"A man once told me..."