View Full Version : If Jesus was to come back now...what do you think he would think of us?
Quartzhunter
01-19-2003, 03:00 PM
Well? Got opinion?...Post it...
He'd say "WOW I want one of those new bigass SUVs"
HAL9000
01-19-2003, 05:10 PM
I think he would have way too much e-mail to answer and be in shock at all the free porno.
Since God is omniscient, why would God have email? Wouldn't he already know the message you are going to send? And why would he be shocked at free porno? He should already know about that too.
Quartzhunter
01-20-2003, 01:41 PM
Good Point...but even in the bible Jesus didn't have the ability to read minds...he had a general idea of who was gonna do the "bad thing" but he didn't strike me as a mind reader...I suppose that it would depend on what he considered to be "bad"...certainly not the entire internet...but parts of it...I think he would want to start his own church...and I don't think the money thing would be an issue for him...getting people to uderstand his "truth" and follow his exsample kinda like he did in the bible only I would imagen that his approch would be alot differently now...I think he would have a web sit and a forum...Q
Originally posted by HAL9000
I think he would have way too much e-mail to answer and be in shock at all the free porno.
Hal you forgot how thirsty he'd behttp://smiles.ru/coll/major/drink.gif
Quartzhunter
01-22-2003, 11:26 AM
No he wouldn't want a Mikes or a brownie...geeze you two!
Q
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