StuartW
09-16-2000, 04:46 AM
A Texas couple were on their first night of their honeymoon.The man, huge ,6 foot tall, took his pants off and told his wive to put them on.Being very small she found that they were very baggy, so she said
" I can't wear these pants"
"That's right", said her husband, "and in this marriage, I am the one who wears the pants"
The women took her panties off, and said to her husband
"you try these on"
However hard he struggled, he could not get them past his knees.
"I can't get into your pants", he said
"And you won't, until you change your attitude" she replied.
" I can't wear these pants"
"That's right", said her husband, "and in this marriage, I am the one who wears the pants"
The women took her panties off, and said to her husband
"you try these on"
However hard he struggled, he could not get them past his knees.
"I can't get into your pants", he said
"And you won't, until you change your attitude" she replied.