eaglefeather
09-15-2000, 10:19 PM
> One afternoon at Cheers, Cliffy was explaining the "Buffalo Theory"
> to his buddy Norm.
>
> "Well, ya see Norm, it's like this....A herd of buffalo can only
> move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
> And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
> at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for
> the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
> health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of
> the weakest members.
> In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
> the slowest brain cells.
>
> Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but
> naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In
> this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
> making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
> That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
> to his buddy Norm.
>
> "Well, ya see Norm, it's like this....A herd of buffalo can only
> move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
> And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
> at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for
> the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
> health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of
> the weakest members.
> In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
> the slowest brain cells.
>
> Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but
> naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In
> this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
> making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
> That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.