So where the Hell is Sauron!? [Archive]

Sauron

11-10-2002, 11:26 PM

*humph* People did wonder I think I am gonna cry....my computer boots in 15.52039 seconds:) To Win 2k...that sux...but I don't want XP..and I sure as hell ain't going over to Linux;)

dldz

11-11-2002, 01:00 AM

Well I hate to tell you this Samoron, We really don't care where you went or why. We were just padding our posts to SMOKE YOUR ASS on posts by the time you got released, OPPS ! I meant moved in to your new cell err house.

Alan

11-11-2002, 12:22 PM

I thought we finally got rid of that babbling incoherent Smoron. I don't understand half the stuff he posts. At least with Q it's a game to figure out what she tried to spell!!

HAL9000

11-11-2002, 12:44 PM

Q-boniks are much easier to understand than Sherry Smoroniks.

Pandora

11-11-2002, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by Alan
I thought we finally got rid of that babbling incoherent Smoron. I don't understand half the stuff he posts. At least with Q it's a game to figure out what she tried to spell!!

i understand him!! and I'm glad that he's back :)

Bomb #20

11-11-2002, 09:43 PM

he is sitting in the corner enjoys some of Dave's...uh..Mike's Hard Lemonade :)

Sauron

11-11-2002, 11:43 PM

I dunno...trying to understand Q and me...well...thats like trying to understand between a god and a worm....Q rambles on and on and on...generally half way through her long posts, I give up and try to re-read it...don't have to do that to me:) I spell correctly also:)

Bomb #20

11-12-2002, 12:34 AM

but what you say still doesnt make any sense

dldz

11-12-2002, 03:26 AM

when I was a kid there was a guy in our class that everybody called the "Samoron" I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of Sauron if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else." Then everybody would leave the Sauron alone, and I'd invite him over to spend the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that loud farting & whining I'd have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition to get the Samorons Family run out of town. Bye, Samoron Boy.
("quoted from QBonhiKickS")

Bomb #20

11-12-2002, 11:10 AM

well, after 7 cans of beans, I dont think even the bleeding hearts of the world would want anything like that in their house...

Kassia

11-13-2002, 09:17 AM

Have a Smurfy day! Now hand me a Mikes.

Bomb #20

11-13-2002, 09:25 AM

damn blue things...step on them and get blue shit all on your shoes..

Kassia

11-13-2002, 10:35 AM

we havin a deja smurf here???

HAL9000

11-13-2002, 09:05 PM

Or a smurfa-vu?

Kassia

11-13-2002, 10:29 PM

damnit again!?!?

Quartzhunter

11-14-2002, 01:26 PM

He's back again!

Q

HAL9000

11-21-2002, 10:23 AM

Looks that way.

dldz

11-21-2002, 10:31 AM

Which way ?

HAL9000

11-21-2002, 10:39 AM

The way to your house.

Sauron

11-21-2002, 03:37 PM

AIN'T IT GREAT FOLKS! I IS BACK!

Bomb #20

11-21-2002, 06:23 PM

Oh....yeah...its great. We needed somebody to verbally abuse again.

Quartzhunter

11-22-2002, 10:30 AM

they are happy I can tell by the posts

dldz

11-22-2002, 10:52 AM

So have you made lots of $$$$ in your traveling ass reader business ? Just wondering how'd you get started in that ?

Quartzhunter

11-22-2002, 10:53 AM

:rolleyes:

dldz

11-22-2002, 10:54 AM

They're stuck again huh ?
maybe you need to SLEEP

Quartzhunter

11-22-2002, 10:55 AM

I need interesting stimuli.....

dldz

11-22-2002, 10:57 AM

Oh than go to the cellar :D

Quartzhunter

11-22-2002, 11:45 AM

We should by us a christmas present!

dldz

11-22-2002, 11:46 AM

Whats this "we" crap you need to buy ME some LOL

Quartzhunter

11-22-2002, 01:04 PM

So how's the billing going?

lol

dldz

11-22-2002, 01:05 PM

HAHAHAHHAhahahhaa
Very fuckin funny :D

~*~*~HiC~*~*~

Sauron

11-23-2002, 05:50 AM

I am gonna go listen to my theme song.

dldz

11-25-2002, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by Quartzhunter
We should by us a christmas present!
AAHhhhh I think I know what you mean now.... it didn't hit me till i was dumping some old magazines out and remembered !
Q You've Got Private Message !!!!!

Cricket

11-25-2002, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by Sauron
I am gonna go listen to my theme song. How sweet to be an Idiot,
As harmless as a cloud,
Too small to hide the sun,
Almost poking fun
At the warm but insecure, untidy crowd.
How sweet to be an idiot,
And dip my brain in joy,
Children laughing at my back,
With no fear of attack,
As much retaliation as a toy.

How sweet to be an idiot. How sweet.

I tiptoed down the street,
Smiled at everyone I meet,
But suddently a scream
Smashes through my dream.
Fee fie foe fum.
I smell the blood of an asylum.
(Blood of an asylum. But mother, I play so beautifully. Listen. Ha ha.)
Fie fye foe fum.
I smell the blood of the asylum.
Hey you. You're such a pennant.
You got as much brain as a dead ant,
As much imagination as a carvan sign,

But I still love you. Still love you.
Oooh, how sweet to be an idiot.
How sweet. How sweet. How sweet.

Jack Frosty

11-27-2002, 05:04 AM

hi all i'm new here,why is this post called where is suaron when it sounds like none of you really gave a **** ? i'm just curious because i sorta like the topics here but i have to admit there is some strange posts among you. and who is this sueron / and why are the cool sections empty like hardware and stuff? i found this from following a gaming link thinking it was more than what i call a quick pick. register........ and flame someone .........never come back.
I was really hoping to see more than that and would like to stick around, ya'll are pretyy damn funny i have to tell you for just walking in here and reading this shit !
well i will check back tomorrow.
What kind of language is allowed here do you need a lot of posts or sorority to get 'loose' ?
Sorry for my long questions but i had to ask.
JF

HAL9000

11-27-2002, 08:18 AM

We're a pretty warped group, there are no real rules around here. The flaming that we do, realistically, is all in fun. Feel free to join in and make an ass of yourself... we promise not to exploit it..... too much ;)

Quartzhunter

11-27-2002, 08:53 AM

He's lying we exploit any thing we can get our posts into...we have been known to make shit up if it get to boring around here! Jump in but remember you gotta take it as well as you dish it out!

Q

HAL9000

11-27-2002, 09:00 AM

WE MAKE THINGS UP HERE!!!!...... Well... now my posts will get more intresting... I didn't know we could do that :D

Quartzhunter

11-27-2002, 09:06 AM

oh oh....you mean I am the only LIAR here????

:p

Q

HAL9000

11-27-2002, 09:13 AM

Good.... the first step in any rehabilitation is admitting you have a problem.... then again.... are you lying about your confession?

dldz

11-27-2002, 10:47 AM

I think we need a little intervention here for Quartz,ya shes probabaly in need of a meeting or meds.
So jack who are you ?
Why don't you & Quartz come over and stand in my yard today it's nice and sunny...maybe get a part time job as a bouncer at my party it seems to be taking on a snowman theme.

Jack Frosty

11-27-2002, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by Quartzhunter
oh oh....you mean I am the only LIAR here????

:p

Q
you might think your the only one but I have my opinons. ha ha I do know that now theres TWO of us so we have to stick together against these house dwellers.

Quartzhunter

11-28-2002, 07:10 AM

Ya man! It's been tought here on my own...I was very relived to have been joined by such a "famous" snowman!!! *winks*....and a jack of all trades too!

Q

Sauron

11-28-2002, 12:30 PM

I am Sauron, and I am a anti-gay bastard, a racist, bigot, money lover, true Mercedes fan, chauvinist pig, you name it. Thats why I get attacked...

Kassia

11-28-2002, 01:22 PM

you forgot to mention....cute and cuddly like a lil teddy bear, Sauron.... LOL!! :p :D

dldz

11-28-2002, 11:23 PM

And you forgot to tell jack F why they (not me) call you smoron,actually I can't exactly remember who or when that came about it just kind of caught on.

Jack Frosty

11-28-2002, 11:58 PM

well shit howdy boys I'm here now so why did they change your name ? If it was seasonal I'd understand

Sauron

11-29-2002, 09:08 AM

Weeell, I don't really remember when it caught on, but its supposed to mean Moron, but they put a S in front of it so everyone knew who it was meant to. Sherry I dunno. Sherry is a very good liquor....I really don't know.

dldz

11-29-2002, 10:41 AM

I know your new here and all jack but did you come here to write a book or what ?

slush slush slush slush..

Jack Frosty

11-29-2002, 06:59 PM

No I'm not writing a book I heard that you guys have hella parties with brownies & booze so why would I stay away ?

Sauron

11-30-2002, 11:35 AM

We d...er they drink flaming liquor...and the brownies are good for warming up the insides...not cooling them down...

Jack Frosty

11-30-2002, 03:37 PM

I like flaming drinks sounds like my kind of party,you forget I'm a hybrid snowman.

dldz

12-02-2002, 12:32 AM

here jacko hold these AOL CDs up, I'll be right back ;)

Quartzhunter

12-02-2002, 10:08 AM

Drop the CD's...I never drank a drink on fire before...what kind of flame retardant are you using?

Q

dldz

12-02-2002, 10:38 AM

I recommend you pour K-1 kerosene on your self before attempting to drink those Quartz :D

Bomb #20

12-02-2002, 06:57 PM

and flambé lightly..

Sauron

12-11-2002, 06:41 PM

Don't you blow out the fire before drinking?

Quartzhunter

12-14-2002, 12:22 PM

I said RETARDENT YOU FUCKING NINNIES!!!!!!

Q

Sauron

12-16-2002, 12:03 AM

Whats that?

Quartzhunter

12-17-2002, 07:34 AM

errrrrr....

Q

Sauron

12-23-2002, 10:18 AM

what?

Quartzhunter

12-25-2002, 04:05 PM

i donno what ?

dldz

12-25-2002, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by Quartzhunter
I said RETARDENT YOU FUCKING NINNIES!!!!!!

Q Why you calling him a retardent Q ?

Quartzhunter

12-25-2002, 05:59 PM

ok...

Quartzhunter

01-16-2003, 01:00 PM

I don't care where he is anymore this thread can die off

HAL9000

01-16-2003, 01:12 PM

Why can I still see this thread? Is the button not working?

Quartzhunter

01-17-2003, 11:14 AM

I'm not sure Hal...shouldn't there just be a little box with a x in it? LOL Q

HAL9000

01-17-2003, 11:37 AM

That would sound about right.

Quartzhunter

01-18-2003, 09:56 AM

A bird told me insult thread 3 is open...I am having trouble finding it...
Q

dldz

01-18-2003, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by HAL9000
That would sound about right.
And what did you mean by that and did it mean anything http://members.lycos.nl/smilieweb1/smilies/Huilen5.gif