OK darlings I felt you needed me here

[Cleo]

Hi my name is Cleo and I already know all of your names of course. I picked up feelings that since Dear Abby died you need some spiritual guidence and accurate advice. Do not pay any attention to the papers I really can read minds and see deep into your future. And I will do it here for all of you for free,just post a brief question and I will answer.
Lotto #'s....relationships.....Anything ! You ask it I can answer.
............................
This will NOT be billed to your phone number or credit card,absoulutly free for ForumClickers.
Cleo

[Cleo]

Around May in 2003...;)

[HAL9000]

OK... so what am I thinking while I type this?

[dldz]

this place really seems to be growing we have jesus and now cleo.
Ok kleo I have a question for you .....
When are you going to start answering fucking questions ?

[dldz]

Hey Cleo what are the winning numbers for next weeks PowerBall and Oregon's megabucks lotto ?
Why aren't you answering our questions ? Are you sitting in harlem somewhere smoking crack ? thats actually what I'd like to know.

[Bomb #20]

Originally posted by HAL9000
OK... so what am I thinking while I type this?

Shit Dave, everybody knows the answer to that one...sometimes ya just need...

;)

[Bomb #20]

Originally posted by Cleo
Hi my name is Cleo and I already know all of your names of course. I picked up feelings that since Dear Abby died you need some spiritual guidence and accurate advice. Do not pay any attention to the papers I really can read minds and see deep into your future. And I will do it here for all of you for free,just post a brief question and I will answer.
Lotto #'s....relationships.....Anything ! You ask it I can answer.
............................
This will NOT be billed to your phone number or credit card,absoulutly free for ForumClickers.
Cleo

Hey Cleo...














































Well, You are so fucking smart, tell me what I said.

[dldz]

LMAOROFHMFHGTH

[Bomb #20]

*hands dldz a roll of toilet paper*

[dldz]

Thanks Bomb but it's too late,how bout a mop & some clean drawers ?

[Bomb #20]

Originally posted by dldz
Thanks Bomb but it's too late,how bout a mop & some clean drawers ?

*enters room with mop, clean drawers...and wearinga gas mask*

[Kassia]

Originally posted by HAL9000
OK... so what am I thinking while I type this? You're thinking about sex.

[HAL9000]

See.... Kass answered faster than Cleo..... you suck Cleo :D;)

[Cleo]

Hal,
That one is to easy, you think about Kassia while you post, what else you do while you are thinking about kassia, that's another question.

[Cleo]

DLDZ,
While I am able to "council" here at forum click, I have other more lucurative things that demand my attention.

[Cleo]

Bomb,

The page is blank becuse it is a reflection of your mind, which is also blank. There was nothing there for me to "read".

[Cleo]

Kassia,
would you like to know what Hal does, while he is posting and thinking about you? I am sure that sucking has little to do with it.;)

[Cleo]

DLDZ,
I see in your future a large box, as I look deeper into your avitar I can see it is full of fulffy man panties, no wait they are depends, you can buy them at almost any store, that should help you to cover up some of those bowel issues you seem to have.

[Cleo]

Sauron,
I have meditated over your typing and grammar issues, I can see no help for you in the future, you will just have to keep posting in your worlds code and hope that someone on the outside will be able to decipher it.

[Cleo]

Till the next time,

Cleo

[HAL9000]

OK Cleo... you've proven yourself... I take back my insulting comment :D

[Bomb #20]

geez..she still hasnt told us anything the rest of us dont know...
That box of fluffy panties for DLDZ...geez..he buys them bulk like that...
Hal thinking about sex..cringing the next time he actually has to have it...
Of course my mind is blank...gotta be brainless to be here and still stay sane!

[Quartzhunter]

Cleo,
When will it be over?

Q

[Quartzhunter]

No not that question...I want this question...

Why can't I have the KNACK of making money like yoko and nicole? That's what I wanna know?!


Q

[Quartzhunter]

Your right...you just type in some kind of CODE that the rest of us just have to try and figure out...maybe Cleo has trouble comunicating with people!


Q

[HAL9000]

Code.... great... lets see how good she really is!

01001111010010110010000001000011011011000110010101 10111100101110001011100010111000100000011010000110 01010111001001100101001001110111001100100000011101 00011010000110010100100000011100100110010101100001 01101100001000000111010001100101011100110111010000 10111000100000010000110110000101101110001000000111 10010110111101110101001000000110100101101110011101 00011001010111001001110000011100100110010101110100 00100000011101000110100001101001011100110010000001 10000101101110011001000010000001110111011010000110 00010111010000100000011000010110110100100000010010 01001000000111010001101000011010010110111001101011 01101001011011100110011100100000011011100110111101 1101110011111100000000

[WJWheels]

Originally posted by HAL9000
Code.... great... lets see how good she really is!

01001111010010110010000001000011011011000110010101 10111100101110001011100010111000100000011010000110 01010111001001100101001001110111001100100000011101 00011010000110010100100000011100100110010101100001 01101100001000000111010001100101011100110111010000 10111000100000010000110110000101101110001000000111 10010110111101110101001000000110100101101110011101 00011001010111001001110000011100100110010101110100 00100000011101000110100001101001011100110010000001 10000101101110011001000010000001110111011010000110 00010111010000100000011000010110110100100000010010 01001000000111010001101000011010010110111001101011 01101001011011100110011100100000011011100110111101 1101110011111100000000 Good grief Hal... she already answered that one for you... at least ask something different! :rolleyes:

[WJWheels]

01010111011010000111100100100000011010010111001100 10000001001000011000010110110000100000011100110110 11110010000001100110011101010110001101101011011001 01011001000010000001110101011100000011111100000000

[Quartzhunter]

What if she CAN read bionary code?

Q

[Bomb #20]

Originally posted by Quartzhunter
No not that question...I want this question...

Why can't I have the KNACK of making money like yoko and nicole? That's what I wanna know?!


Q

Muh-muh-muh MY SHARONA!
duh-na duh-una da duh da duh
danna danna duh da

[HAL9000]

Originally posted by WJWheels
01010111011010000111100100100000011010010111001100 10000001001000011000010110110000100000011100110110 11110010000001100110011101010110001101101011011001 01011001000010000001110101011100000011111100000000

Hey...be nice... don't make me go octal on you.

[HAL9000]

Originally posted by Sauron
Ok...when will I reach 100k posts:D?

At your current rate, I would say around November 15th, 2064. Now this of course is provided that there are no disasters caused by the Y2038 bug.

[Kassia]

Originally posted by Cleo
Kassia,
would you like to know what Hal does, while he is posting and thinking about you? I am sure that sucking has little to do with it.;) ROFLMAO!! Yeah, I wanna know what HAL is doing when he's posting and thinking about me.

I'm not psychic, but I can hazard a guess. HAL are you smacking the monkey???? And hey, there's a lotta parts of me that enjoy a lil "sucking". ;) :D

[HAL9000]

I think Kass can read minds pretty good too.... I spend a lot of time spanking the monkey. (http://www.flamjam.com/spank/) :D

[Kassia]

Originally posted by HAL9000
I think Kass can read minds pretty good too.... I spend a lot of time spanking the monkey. (http://www.flamjam.com/spank/) :D LMAO!! You the man, HAL!! Spank that monkey!! ;)

[homer15]

cleo, why do ladies find me so damned irresistable? there's only so much of homer to go around, y'know?

[homer15]

man, html tags only work on webpages. they don't work outside of the internet, but still, ladies seem taken by me. it must be my devlish good looks, but i need a psychic to confirm that.

[Kassia]

homer is thinking about sex too....:D

[Kassia]

man, with all you guys...this psychic stuff is easy!! :D

[homer15]

Originally posted by Kassia
homer is thinking about sex too....:D

i thought it was obvious that i'm always thinking about sex.

[Kassia]

Originally posted by homer15


i thought it was obvious that i'm always thinking about sex. Yup. :D

[HAL9000]

Originally posted by homer15
cleo, why do ladies find me so damned irresistable? there's only so much of homer to go around, y'know?

Those 8 year olds don't count homer :D

[dldz]

Ooohhhhh Slam dunk !

[homer15]

Originally posted by HAL9000


Those 8 year olds don't count homer :D

8 years olds are young ladies, but if you read the post, i said ladies. i only hit on 12 and up. :D

[WJWheels]

<center>http://wjwheels.com/html4food.jpg</center>

[Cleo]

First off Wheels that is an old picture lifted off the web I ain't biting darlin'

Sauron I understand your so concerned about others but you need to improve on your people skillls before confronting others.

Next Questions?

[Cleo]

Originally posted by Kassia
man, with all you guys...this psychic stuff is easy!! :D
let me tell you straight from the mystic thoughts I had when I looked into your post and avatar,
You are a great little helper here but are incorrect on several issues, sex is not all he is thinking about when he posts. He has alot of things on his mind such as the up & coming bills he is about to have.
BTW kassia your next book will sell very...very well,be proud.
Cleo

[Cleo]

Originally posted by homer15
man, html tags only work on webpages. they don't work outside of the internet, but still, ladies seem taken by me. It must be my devlish good looks, but i need a psychic to confirm that.
yes homer you need me for more than one thing at this point of your life. You are not all that hot,but your personallity makes up for your rude short comings.
I don't mean this as a flame homer,just the truth as I look into your spirit.
You will go far in life and you will marry your current girlfriend ****** (for the sake of privacy, man)
By the way within this next week I reccomend you check the air pressure in your transpertation device(CAR)
Cleo

[Bomb #20]

Originally posted by HAL9000


Hey...be nice... don't make me go octal on you.

Is that anything like hemmeroids?

[Bomb #20]

Originally posted by Cleo

let me tell you straight from the mystic thoughts I had when I looked into your post and avatar,
You are a great little helper here but are incorrect on several issues, sex is not all he is thinking about when he posts. He has alot of things on his mind such as the up & coming bills he is about to have.
BTW kassia your next book will sell very...very well,be proud.
Cleo

Thats not uncommon for anybody...

[Cleo]

I knew that

[Bomb #20]

so..why state the obvious?

How will I do on my next test?
And the big question:
Which of the 4?

[Cleo]

Your next test Bomb will be if you wake up in the morning darlin'
I suggest you stop hanging around this crowd here they are a bad influence for a boy/man that you are.
As far as your education goes you are doing very well and will progress in a manner unseen by your brother.
As I look into your avatar I see you will be coming into a new position,not at work but in bed. Sorry but I must be truthful Bomb.
Good luck!
Cleo

[Bomb #20]

I get to sleep in tomorrow..so getting up in the moring is unlikely..
A different position in bed would be welcome thats for sure...

But what can you tell me about the 4 tests? huh?

[Kassia]

Originally posted by Cleo

let me tell you straight from the mystic thoughts I had when I looked into your post and avatar,
You are a great little helper here but are incorrect on several issues, sex is not all he is thinking about when he posts. He has alot of things on his mind such as the up & coming bills he is about to have.
BTW kassia your next book will sell very...very well,be proud.
Cleo Awww, thx, Cleo! And if you're right about my book....WOO HOO!!! :D :D

[Quartzhunter]

Cleo you missed my questions?! I am still waiting...extra reasearch I guess...


Q

[Bomb #20]

Originally posted by Sauron
Oh I dunno...my peoples skills are pretty good. Why would you think they are not? Perhaps you are looking at the wrong person?

perhaps she read all your other posts..

[homer15]

i'm not that hot?! aw... i'm crushed. :(

[Kassia]

Awww....you're hot to those who count! ;)

[homer15]

and that's all that matters. :)

what am i going to be doing this weekend (besides the obvious), cleo? there's something big going down.

[HAL9000]

We'll see how good she is.... tell me what I want to know (she should already know the question ;))

[Chione]

Originally posted by homer15
what am i going to be doing this weekend (besides the obvious), cleo? there's something big going down. Oh, that's too bad homer. Now if you had something big coming up, it might be a lot more interesting. :)

[homer15]

oh, i'm hoping that'll come up, too. ;)

[Cleo]

frist to the Quartzhunter,

you will never make money like yoko or nicole,because your prime of life is over,that and while you are endowed with large breasts, there were many other things left out. Don't be to sad Quartzhunter, you like your life and you are happy.

Cleo knows,

It wil be over when you give it up.

[Cleo]

To the 01000111100010101010000...

Cleo likes to fuck to, however those positions could prove to be fatal to her back.

Thanks for the invitation.
Cleo

[Cleo]

Homer you are found irisistable to many women because you are not avialible. That fact always draws women to a man just like the effect pollen has on the bees.

[Cleo]

Kassia,

you are the wild child of the forum, I admire the control you have over these avitars.I feel compelled to warn you that I had a vision, one of badly burned butt, I am not sure but it seemed to have marshmellows stuck all over it, when I had this vision I also saw your avitar with smoke coming from its behind. Be careful around open flames and avoid men with bags of marshmellows at all costs. you have been warned.

Cleo

[Cleo]

Bomb,

Your next test in life? I can answer that you shall pass, the school tests my friend that depends on your ability to focus. That seems to be an issue for you since you can't even decide which test it is you want me to tell you about.

don't worry, you have studied you will pass them all.

Cleo

[Cleo]

Hal,

Yes, get the prescription, viagra will work for you too.

Cleo

[HAL9000]

See... you was wrong.. that wasn't the question that I didn't post.

[Bomb #20]

Originally posted by Cleo
Bomb,

Your next test in life? I can answer that you shall pass, the school tests my friend that depends on your ability to focus. That seems to be an issue for you since you can't even decide which test it is you want me to tell you about.

don't worry, you have studied you will pass them all.

Cleo

Mm..I mean all 4 classes. # of which are my university classes. I want you to tell me about the subjects in all 4...

[homer15]

i think cleo and jesus are the same person.

[dldz]

I think Jesus and cleo are the same person;)

[homer15]

Originally posted by dldz
I think Jesus and cleo are the same person;)

copy cat!

[dldz]

LOL no not really I put jesus in front of cleo
Maybe we are thinking the same ? Humm better go ask one of them.
Hey cleo what will my next post be ?

[homer15]

had you read my post before you posted that?

[dldz]

No, but I did now kinda funny. hey isn't your BD tomorrow ?????

[homer15]

yup, the big 2-0.

[dldz]

*****dldz wrings hand's and gives evil laugh*****

[homer15]

dah! you won't be able to spoil my birthday if i don't visit forumclick... :D

[dldz]

Nahhh I wouldn't do that cuz payback can be a real bitch ya know !!!!
I just thought I would kid ya a little ;)

[Quartzhunter]

Hum...well I think I am "all that"...shit....


Q

[WJWheels]

Originally posted by homer15
yup, the big 2-0. 20 yuears! Geez... I got Playboy mags that the pages have been stuck together longer than that! :p :D

[homer15]

i've got a playboy magazine that is as old as i am! when i move out, i'm going to frame it and put it in my garage.

[Bomb #20]

Christ...I've got gotch older than Homer..

[HAL9000]

And it's been that long since it's been washed :D

[Kassia]

Originally posted by Bomb #20
Christ...I've got gotch older than Homer..
Originally posted by HAL9000
And it's been that long since it's been washed Frick! I'm truly frightened now... :eek:

[Kassia]

Originally posted by Cleo
Kassia,

you are the wild child of the forum, I admire the control you have over these avitars.I feel compelled to warn you that I had a vision, one of badly burned butt, I am not sure but it seemed to have marshmellows stuck all over it, when I had this vision I also saw your avitar with smoke coming from its behind. Be careful around open flames and avoid men with bags of marshmellows at all costs. you have been warned.

Cleo Can I just say.....OWWW!! :eek:

[dldz]

Ok is there any paticular method to cooking these Marsh mellows you know on a stick or campfire fork over her ass ?
I just had to ask.

[homer15]

nah, since she's so hot, you just place the marshmellow on her ass and it'll melt... then i think you have to lick it off.

[Bomb #20]

Originally posted by HAL9000
And it's been that long since it's been washed :D

WEll, if you would give them back so I CAN wash them...geez..

[HAL9000]

But it works better than a bug light.. they get near and drop dead.

[Bomb #20]

Well, after eating you cooking....;)

[bailey]

you guys are totaly nuts

[Kassia]

Originally posted by bailey
you guys are totaly nuts That's what they keep telling us.... but we don't believe the voices. :rolleyes:

[dldz]

Originally posted by Kassia
That's what they keep telling us.... but we don't believe the voices. :rolleyes:
Kassia my shrink says I shouldn't argue with those voices anymore I should just take a pill and wait 15 minutes.Besides not all the voices are bad ones only Ernie that talks to me alot when I clean my guns. And wants me to go to Washington, but not by plane I don't know if I could walk that far...maybe me & Ernie could sneak over to my docs house and make him drive us.

[HAL9000]

But the voices are my friends.

[bailey]

hal:
do you talk back to them too ?

[WJWheels]

I talked back to my mother once... that was a big mistake! :(

[dldz]

Well you haven't had a good time with your voices until you go squirrel fishing with them and bring in your limit. Nothing like feeling that 4 lb squirrel on the ol' trusty 20 lb test line !! boy oh boy !

----------------------------------
By the way Cleo will I win the lotto this week ?

[Kassia]

HAL told me he does exactly what his rice krispies tell him to do. :D

[HAL9000]

Shhh.. thats supposed to be a secret...... truth be known... I only trust snap and pop.

[homer15]

Originally posted by HAL9000
Shhh.. thats supposed to be a secret...... truth be known... I only trust snap and pop.

that bastard crackle owes me 30 bucks!

[HAL9000]

Guess I'm lucky.. he only owes me $20.

[Kassia]

Crackles is a booky! You're lucky he owes you money and not the other way around. I hear Corn Flakes, his hit man, is a mean bastard.

[HAL9000]

I knew it!!!... and he killed Kenny!!!.. THE BASTARD!!!

[dldz]

Ya, well snap told me alot of things you gotta watch those little crispy guys that like to swim in milk. Right Ernie ? Thats what I thought.

[homer15]

corn flakes? that guy is a chickenshit. i got my homeboy tony the tiger, and he loves fried chicken. around the cereal world, i'm the big boss, see. we don't totally have breakfast covered yet... damn krispy kreme.

[dldz]

The return of the Krispy Kream 'chicks' OH Nooooooo !!!!!!!!!

[Bomb #20]

Originally posted by bailey
hal:
do you talk back to them too ?

No..but I talk to his voices..

[Quartzhunter]

My voices left me...I haven't had a decent conversasion since!

Q

[Cleo]

Well I see you are all keeping busy....scoffing at Cleo...

Well I shal check in on this thread just incase any of you have a real question...or I "see" anything I need to warn you about. Just remember there is a difference between mind reading and "physic advise" I am not a mind reader....

Cleo

[Sauron]

You mean Quartz, since you lost your voices, you can't spell? Is that it? Well by all means, GET YOUR VOICES BACK!

Cleo, people always scoff at others that "pretend" to know the future, or feel "different" things about others. Its called testing:)

[homer15]

hey cleo, what all did i do this weekend? that's my question to test your skill.

[Kassia]

Originally posted by homer15
hey cleo, what all did i do this weekend? that's my question to test your skill. Lemme help with this one... SEX! :D

[homer15]

Originally posted by Kassia
Lemme help with this one... SEX! :D

well, besides the obvious! :D

[Kassia]

Originally posted by homer15
well, besides the obvious! :D :eek: You did something else too?? :D

[homer15]

Originally posted by Kassia
:eek: You did something else too?? :D

briefly, yes.

[Sauron]

Get into a car accident?

[homer15]

Originally posted by Sauron
Get into a car accident?

nope... your powers of deduction aren't quite as good as others, huh?

[Sauron]

My powers of deduction aren't anything. I can't deduct a squirrel from a chipmunk at 2 miles..

[HAL9000]

I know.. his GF stood him up... so he wanked his Oscar Meyer with the palmsie twins all night :D

[homer15]

i asked about the whole weekend, hal, not just friday night.

[HAL9000]

OHHH.... sorry... I'm not good at psychic readings of several days.... I apologize.

[Kassia]

Day-um! We're all blessed with the power! :D

BTW: the code word is: LUCKY CHARMS ;) I know that you know, that I know what that means... :D

[homer15]

Originally posted by Kassia
Day-um! We're all blessed with the power! :D

BTW: the code word is: LUCKY CHARMS ;) I know that you know, that I know what that means... :D


shhhh, not in public.

[Kassia]

Originally posted by homer15
shhhh, not in public. i don't think that they know that you know that i know what that means. :D

[homer15]

Originally posted by Kassia
i don't think that they know that you know that i know what that means. :D

you're probably right. but you never know... especially with cleo walking around.

[doubledragon5]

Cleo

What do I look like, sound like, and taste like?

times up uuuuu suuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[Cleo]

Homer,
you went to a function with many many many other people.

Kassia,
you are quite good at this, a job with Cleo in your future perhaps?

Hal,
your avitar needs "tuning"

Sauron,



Double Dragon,

You are tough and leathery to the touch. You sound like a roar and your taste is salty.

And your are correct Cleo could suck the peel off a banana at 50 yards.


Till the next time!

Cleo

[HAL9000]

Originally posted by Cleo
Hal,
your avitar needs "tuning"



Thanks... didn't know I was outta focus.

[Kassia]

Originally posted by Cleo
....Kassia,
you are quite good at this, a job with Cleo in your future perhaps?.....

Cool!! :D Do I get my own crystal ball??

[doubledragon5]

Cleo you are good I do have a ROAR when I'm in the sack, I don't know about being salty. And you sound like a wild one yourself.

Hal like the new Avitar

[Kassia]

yeah, hal, cool avatar! canada produces a lot of devils...:D

[Bomb #20]

Dave aint a devil..he just smells really sulphuric..

[Quartzhunter]

LOL...I love this wierd ass thread....Q

[Bomb #20]

Dave has a weird ass to..

[Quartzhunter]

Welll that explains a lot of what goes on in the universe!

Q

[doubledragon5]

Bomb #20

Checking out some ass lately have ya?

[Sauron]

Why would bomb be checking ass lately? Hal is his brother...

[WJWheels]

Maybe they're Greek...... of course Greek names start mostly with "Z". :D

[Sauron]

Since when do Greek names start with Z???

[Bomb #20]

Originally posted by doubledragon5
Bomb #20

Checking out some ass lately have ya?

Dont hafta check it out...that sight was burned into my brain as a child...Hal and I are brothers...

[Bomb #20]

Originally posted by WJWheels
Maybe they're Greek...... of course Greek names start mostly with "Z". :D

YAH!
LIKE....Tzakas!

[doubledragon5]

I'm only having some fun,didn't realize you were bros. That must of been one bad site to be burned into your brain heheheheh.

[Quartzhunter]

if you listen to the two of them there is a lot more burning than just asses!

:pQ

[Quartzhunter]

The genetic issue of Car Tastes....comes to mind...LOL!!

Q

[HAL9000]

Originally posted by doubledragon5
That must of been one bad site to be burned into your brain heheheheh.

I sat on his head and farted... it was a way of branding him as my brother.

[Kassia]

Originally posted by HAL9000


I sat on his head and farted... it was a way of branding him as my brother. awwww, brotherly luv.
btw; what happened to cleo??

[homer15]

she got hit by a bus. you think she would've seen that coming, though...

[doubledragon5]

Maybe she changed her name to

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[a_void]

You like that way too much DD.

[Cleo]

I'm still here, it would take more than a truck to get rid of CLEO. I have just been waiting for a question worth anwsering I am aware that it could take awhile.

Cleo

[homer15]

cleo, i've got a fairly big career decision to make... what should i do?

[Cleo]

Homer,
It would be easy to say "go for the Money" but if in a few years you find yourself making lots of money but are totally unhappy, but have a life style you need to support and can not afford to quit, would that be worth it? So my advice is if the job is something that interests you and earns you a good living take it. Even if it means relocation. In the long run you will be a happy man. Otherwise keep searching you will find what you are looking for.

Cleo

[doubledragon5]

Originally posted by a_void
You like that way too much DD.

Sure do. Don't worry I will get boord someday.

[a_void]

or maybe just change it up a little

[Elvira]

No no no.. Elvira and Cleo are definitely on different astral planes.

[Quartzhunter]

But still out there!

hehehehehe....

Q

[doubledragon5]

Originally posted by Quartzhunter
But still out there!

hehehehehe....

Q

Ya <b> way</b> out there <b>

[Sauron]

Like whatever..

[homer15]

i aws down at the beach, and this girl came up and was like "ooooooh" and i was like WHATEVER!

[Sauron]

Might be even more impressive if you could spell too Homer :D ;)

[homer15]

it's supposed to be like that, it's in homernese... which is very similar to english, except for a few things that look like typo's.

[Sauron]

I perfer sykoleticsious. Easy to understand as : Sougjis kum dammit to hell I can't write with this fucking keyboard..I need to order one from my planet

[Bomb #20]

Originally posted by homer15
it's supposed to be like that, it's in homernese... which is very similar to english, except for a few things that look like typo's.

Crap..and I was just getting the hang of typonese.

[dldz]

hey I have a well used Qbonics series for free. Just in case someone needs it

[homer15]

typonese and homernese are very similar. but homernese is superior, because i made it, so it's always perfect.

[Bomb #20]

But nothing is perfect and to say something is perfect is a phallacy and, therefore, isnt perfect.
I admit I am not perfect...but it brings me that much closer to being perfect...

[homer15]

well, homernese is the one thing in the univers that is perfect. it's infallable.

[Quartzhunter]

Well I was wondering what happened to Cleo..she seems to have to go back to work...they fined her over a mill...and charged her with deception....imagen that?!

Q

[Sauron]

I thought God was infallible and perfect???

[homer15]

well, He is. but i don't consider Him to be in the same realm as homernese.

[Sauron]

I think sykoleticsious is far better as a language:) You learn that, you can understand every single damn language that has ever been spoken in the universe! How kool is that?

[homer15]

eh, i'm not impressed.

[Sauron]

Thatz cuz you are brain dead.

[Bomb #20]

syk-whaaaat?
What the fuck are you talking about??

[homer15]

it's just another one of his useless posts he used to get to 1000. and i'm the one that's brain dead.

[HAL9000]

We all knew that already.. common knowledge... even for the brain dead.

[homer15]

... my damn brain just isn't working today.

[dldz]

no Homer your brain is working it's just lacking a certian chemical, have 3 Mikes & take 2 vicodens that oughta do it ;)

[Kassia]

don't forget the marshmallows, don. Mike's now goes hand in hand with marshmallows... ;)

[homer15]

i need mikes!

[HAL9000]

specifically... marshmallow minis there Kassia ;)

[HAL9000]

I guess the real question now is... the white marshmallow mini's or the coloured ones. I don't think Sauron is gonna like the coloured ones tho.. it's a religious sexual thing.

[homer15]

since when did idiocy become a religion?

[Kassia]

Originally posted by homer15
since when did idiocy become a religion? right here in the Church of Forumclick :D

[dldz]

Ohh uhh
AMEN ?

[Bomb #20]

Originally posted by HAL9000
I guess the real question now is... the white marshmallow mini's or the coloured ones. I don't think Sauron is gonna like the coloured ones tho.. it's a religious sexual thing.

I like the chocolate ones

[doubledragon5]

I like the oriental ones my self

[Quartzhunter]

ugh?
Q

[Bomb #20]

When you absolutely, positively...
have to kill every last mother fucker in the room...

[Quartzhunter]

Still lost...waiting to be found...or my decoder ring...it's prolly not me...



ugh?

Q

[Bomb #20]

Uh....

[Quartzhunter]

What are we talking about?

Q

[HAL9000]

you know

[Quartzhunter]

Oh yeah....THAT AGAIN!

Q

[dldz]

Did someone say they're was free Mikes here on this thread ?

[HAL9000]

ya.. thought I heard something about 4 tankers worth.

[dldz]

That should be enough...
Me
You
Bomb
kassia
;)

[Kassia]

Woo hoo Don, now you're talking!! Do I have to keep my clothes on?? You know how I like to party nekkid. :D

[HAL9000]

By all means Kass... pull 'em off... :D

[Kassia]

Gawd I love this place!! :D

[HAL9000]

I'll keep ya covered again too.. tis my new job.

[Kassia]

my body guard :D

[dldz]

If I remember right kassia had clothes on till about her 3rd or 4th post, she's been neekid ever since !
Congrats on the 1k kassia :D

[Kassia]

Hee hee, clothes are over-rated. Thx, Don! :D

[Bomb #20]

mmmmmmmmm
beeer

[Kassia]

Don is very generous....he always shares his beer

[Bomb #20]

Mmmmm....Mike's

[Kassia]

*HNIC!*

[HAL9000]

Blow yer nose Kass.. ya still got 'smallows up there.

[Kassia]

need a tissue

[Bomb #20]

and still hiccuping q-bonically

[Sauron]

*sigh* my clothes are still on....I still do not stink....and I am not sayin Amen to fucking....

[dldz]

Originally posted by Sauron
*sigh* my clothes are still on
----------------------------
Could you go and get another household member or neighbor to verify that please and repost ?

[Bomb #20]

I hear that pedophilic priest/teacher that lives across the street has pictures of him with clothes on...
But they are all pink bunny outfits...strange..

[Quartzhunter]

sauron I hope that someday you get laid...it feels good fucking is a good thing.

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[Bomb #20]

and not " technically" laid..

[Alan]

Get one of those good sweaty porno lays!

[Bomb #20]

and not one of those 'technical' lays when you get all hot and sweaty watching a porno...

[Kassia]

Tis obvious that some ppl know more about these "techie lays" than others. I don't know what the smurf you're talking about!

[Bomb #20]

batting his wanger doesnt count...

[Kassia]

what does then?

[Bomb #20]

assisted wanger batting...possibly leading to a hat trick...either way...the ultimate goal is to score
;)

[Kassia]

you should try the hat trick with one of the smurf caps

[HAL9000]

Don't encourage him Kass... those hats will be full of shit in no time.

[Kassia]

i think it has already begun!! :eek:

[Quartzhunter]

what has begun...
q?

[Sauron]

Me shitting in smurf caps...well if they hold them out for me, and I got no where else to go....

[Quartzhunter]

I'll loan you my toilet...smurfie shit heads sounds....yukie

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[dldz]

really ?

[HAL9000]

Originally posted by Quartzhunter
I'll loan you my toilet...smurfie shit heads sounds....yukie

Q

Any relation to Yucko Ono?

[Kassia]

i thought it was one and the same. Oh!! you actually meant the yukie part....

[HAL9000]

LOL.

[Sauron]

Anyways.

[HAL9000]

WHAT?

[dldz]

Who said free brownies & Mikes?

[HAL9000]

That would have been me Don.

[Sauron]

It was?

[Quartzhunter]

free brownies and mikes

[dldz]

Ya baby sounds like a party to me !




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[HAL9000]

Did somebody say free Mikes and Brownies?

[dldz]

it was probably me Dave.... but then it could have been those smartass Snap Crackle and Pop characters you have in your cupboard too.






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[HAL9000]

They're always telling me to eat the brownies and drink the Mikes.

[dldz]

Hummm... well they're ok then;)
It must have been me but I don't know why I'd offer any brownies ? I'm down to 6 cookie bars left till I make some more ;)special butter;)





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[HAL9000]

S'ok Don... I found your ingredients patch behind the barn.

[dldz]

Rut ROW !!
:eek:





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[HAL9000]

Now I'm hearing Scooby Doo.

[dldz]

I know you have a beanie handy ;) Put it on before it's too late !





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